Tuesday, December 19, 2006

 

Fergacrappascious...The Worst of 2006


I really don't know who told Fergie she could sing. I also don't know who told her she was hot, she kinda looks like an alien. But of course if your a 12 yr. old girl in braces, you probably think shes the greatest singer of all-time, and she will be touring for 20 years. You probably also think your closet is haunted, and leaving the light on will keep the ghosts out(or Dustin Diamond who played Screech on Saved by the Bell). First off, whats wrong with Fergie? Every single one of her songs she sings about how hot or fine she is. She really isn't she looks like an alien since she got all the plastic surgery before she joined the Black Eyed Peas. Remember her old group Wild Orchid? Look it up. The song Fergilicious is also a ripoff of the JJ FAD song "Supersonic", from 1989. Blah the arrangements, why does she have to make these laaa,,,, lallallaa ... la la la, with her mouth in every song? Its really dated, as she would say, "check it out". And that guy Will I. Am, I liked him better when his name was Wyclef Jean. Either way, these dudes will ruin alot of videos.

Comments:
when are you going to enlighten us with your lovely perceptions on the world?

What's new with Beyonce's weave or Ben Savage's pubic hair?
 
Dear Mike,

Im sooooo sorry your obsessed with me writing me twice now, since this blogg hasn't been updated in 11 months. I find your rudeness refreshing for someone who links to christian sites and self help boards, you must be doing these individuals so much good with your kindness and your ability not to judge. The last site you linked to I posted a whole article about you in the forum.... and man did you get flame. Practice what you preach buddy. Im sorry this blog wasn't about the boring mundane details of your life mike, like what your friend said at work, or what you ate for breakfast, or some book reviews,,,,but since your so concerned with public well being, this site made lots of people laugh, but good luck with your personal problems god bless.
 
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