Use Your Delusion

Yes, Monopoly, the game that taught me how to go bankrupt, when I would grow up. Apparentily, it is getting to new life via an update. The update is slated to contain Rodeo Drive, Wrigley Field, and The Golden Gate Bridge among others. However, still strangely missing from the game are, Dave's Animal Massage Parlour, The 24hr tattoo and donut shop, and the Methodone Clinic. So basically Courtney Love will still have to play nude Twister, with part time model/bartenders to get an accurate depiction of the economic structure. Because god knows bartenders are the coolest people on the planet. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA, especially the ones that hit on the women who go drinking on their own..... Yeah, those dudes are the most sincere catches. I think they should change the get out of jail free card, to Kobe Bryant has an expensive lawyer get out of jail free even though I'm guilty card.